Inevitable Murphy
I was lazily browsing when i came across Murphy's laws and it stirred me up.
Read these reasonings from Murphy and check if u hav experienced it:
-If anything can go wrong, it will
-If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
-If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
-Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
-In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
-Nothing is as easy as it looks.
-Everything takes longer than you think.
-A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.
-You will always find something in the last place you look.
-Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
-If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
-If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
-Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
Murphy's golden rule:
Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Rule of Accuracy:
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Murphy's bus laws:
-Two bus for the same place will always pull in together
-If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either
-The first bus from your route will always appear first in the opposite direction.
Funny one:
-You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
-The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Classic Example of Murphy's law:
Consider the computer being "slow" when one is in a hurry; it is running at the same speed while one is feeling impatient and therefore feels that the computer is running slower than usual. This is where the "Can go wrong, will go wrong" part of Murphy's Law is noticed.
Hmmm... In other words.. No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up..
When u do anything make sure u notice Mr.Murphy in it.. Try if u can break it!!!!
Read these reasonings from Murphy and check if u hav experienced it:
-If anything can go wrong, it will
-If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
-If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
-Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
-In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
-Nothing is as easy as it looks.
-Everything takes longer than you think.
-A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.
-You will always find something in the last place you look.
-Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
-If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
-If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
-Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
Murphy's golden rule:
Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Rule of Accuracy:
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Murphy's bus laws:
-Two bus for the same place will always pull in together
-If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either
-The first bus from your route will always appear first in the opposite direction.
Funny one:
-You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
-The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Classic Example of Murphy's law:
Consider the computer being "slow" when one is in a hurry; it is running at the same speed while one is feeling impatient and therefore feels that the computer is running slower than usual. This is where the "Can go wrong, will go wrong" part of Murphy's Law is noticed.
Hmmm... In other words.. No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up..
When u do anything make sure u notice Mr.Murphy in it.. Try if u can break it!!!!
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